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From tamsun!snorkelwacker.mit.edu!micro-heart-of-gold.mit.edu!wupost!darwin.sura.net!gatech!taco!eos.ncsu.edu!bcperry Fri Feb 7 13:16:01 CST 1992
Article: 15787 of rec.humor
Path: tamsun!snorkelwacker.mit.edu!micro-heart-of-gold.mit.edu!wupost!darwin.sura.net!gatech!taco!eos.ncsu.edu!bcperry
From: bcperry@eos.ncsu.edu (BRENT COLE PERRY)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: BATHROOM PEOPLE
Message-ID: <1992Jan27.165243.6560@ncsu.edu>
Date: 27 Jan 92 16:52:43 GMT
Sender: news@ncsu.edu (USENET News System)
Reply-To: bcperry@eos.ncsu.edu (BRENT COLE PERRY)
Organization: Project EOS - North Carolina State University
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I'm relatively new to this newsgroup, so I don't know if anyone has posted
anything like this. It may be kinda old (I got it back in high school) but it
is really funny.
TYPES OF PEOPLE ONE MEETS IN A PUBLIC WASHROOM
1. EXCITABLE--Runs in, grabs for zipper, zipper is stuck; finally gets
it down,
finds shorts have twisted around his leg, can't find hole, rips button
off in rage, pisses in pants.
2. SOCIABLE--Joins a friend in a piss whether he has to or not.
3. CROSS-EYED--Looks in one on left, pisses in one in middle, flushes one on
right.
4. NOSEY--Looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
5. TIMID--Cannot urinate when someone is watching. Flushes urinal as if he
has already used it, sneaks back later.
6. INDIFFERENT--All urinals being used, pisses in sink.
7. CLEVER--No hands, shows off by fixing tie, looks around, pisses on floor.
8. WORRIED--Is not sure of what he has been into lately; makes quick
inspection.
9. FRIVOLOUS--Plays stream up and down and across urinal, tries to hit fly,
never grows up.
10. ABSENT-MINDED--Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
11. DISGUSTED--Stands for a while, gives up, walks out, goes a few paces,
turns and charges back. Doesn't make it.
12. SNEAKY--Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in
next stall will be blamed.
13. CHILDISH--Looks directly into bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
14. PATIENT--Stands for a very long time, reads paper with free hand.
15. DESPERATE--Waits in long line, teeth grinding, pisses in pants.
16. EFFICIENT--Waits until he has to shit and then does both jobs at once.
17. TOUGH--Bangs penis against side of urinal to dry it.
18. FAT--Has to back up and take a long blind shot at urinal, misses, pisses
on shoes.
19. LITTLE--Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
20. DRUNK--Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.
--Brent
"Dere it iz!"